Mr. Shoe found some off brand conversation hearts at Stop and Shop. We called them Ghetto Hearts, but that’s not quite fair. One of them said “Dewy Eye.” I mean, that’s nearly poetic. Another said “Boy Craz.” And another said, “I’m [hard to read text resembling the gutteral phrase rowwwwworrrrowr].”
They were so awesome, we bought another bag. They didn’t taste like much. They were endlessly entertaining.