Oh, hey, look, a really bad attempt at humor! In a nutshell, don’t ask. I’m not dead, but it’s not because this isn’t trying to take me down, and I’m not able to do anything, and it’s not because I’m not trying.
It has been exceedingly ugly. Let’s leave it at that.
However, I know a few souls have been trying to contact me, and I’ve not the brain power to write a “Contact” page or trust myself with installing a plug in presently, so should you need to write: shoe [at] linuxlibrarianREMOVEMEIBLOCKSPAM.org
Don’t expect a response too quickly. I have about a half hour a day my neck can support my head without help. But god help me, I’m tryin’.