Monthly Archives: November 2010

So anyway, I now own half an ass. Actually, it really was pretty much down in my hip, towards my ass. The orthopedic oncologist (who is a surgeon – put the man in scrubs and an OR, and he finally … Continue reading →

All right, so I’ll have more than half an ass when this is all said and done… I ended up seeing the orthopedic oncologist (who is doing the surgery, I knew he did more than fill out papers! I knew … Continue reading →

The only thing normal about today is that I laughed when I heard. Then I felt weird about laughing, mainly because I thought I should feel weird about it, which isn’t normal. So my cute nerdy surgeon was correct — … Continue reading →

Never trust a lying cake. And never, ever, let the guy at the bakery counter not answer (and just start working) when you ask whether what you want written on your cake will fit… Because even if he’s got a … Continue reading →

I am updating here via my phone, so hush on any typos. I have been meaning to do so the right way, but then stuff interferes. Many of my peoples have heard, but on Wedsnesday we had to put dear … Continue reading →