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Look at the Birdie!

Sometimes I feel obliged to say something.  Like, right now, for instance. I am just waiting till tomorrow when maybe I’ll know something more about what they punched out of my muscles, and whether it explains anything. some things, or … Continue reading

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Rowr. Or Not.

Just to clarify, if you all want to send me an email or such, I will answer and all that… And I’ll probably send some to people here and there anyhoo. It’s just that there’s stuff lots of people might … Continue reading

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TFM — Please R It

So maybe today’s request to RTFM is about as technical as it’s all been recently around here, but it’s valid. I think it’s less that people fail to read the manuals (or email) I send them, but by and large, … Continue reading

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I Can Think Without Using My Butt!

…Just not particularly well! Okay, a few things, before you ask: No. I do not know anything. I will not know anything until at least Wednesday of this week, but it probably honest to god will be more like Monday … Continue reading

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Dumb, or Obstinate?

Quickie one for anyone who hasn’t heard the latest: My left ass cheek has a new hole. Actually, it’s more my hip, low. And it’s a small hole. And it doesn’t hurt. But if you can tear your inner glutes, … Continue reading

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Hilarity to Ensue Shortly

So fortunately for some most likely innocent souls at the Brigham, scheduling called to set me up with the biopsy yesterday morning. Yeah, I mean, I think the point of contention was starting to be that while I didn’t fully … Continue reading

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It's Not Fax Machine Surgery, Y'Know

Honest to pete. We called to check how things were going on Friday with the whole scheduling the ass cheek biopsy process… Let’s put it this way, the phlebotomist couldn’t find the doctor’s code in the database. Probably not as … Continue reading

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Quickest Run Down. Evar.

All I can say is that it’s amazing how little pain killers do without the help of anti-inflammatories… I can only take Tylenol until they biopsy my ass cheek, and Tylenol sucks. It sucks with the narcotics that tag team … Continue reading

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The Projected Trajectory Says It Should — INCOMING!

Hey, sorry, folks, it’s just been one of those months. Everyone has them… when hiding under the bed would seem like it isn’t a bad idea, except that you know that if you did, under bed monsters would pop into … Continue reading

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I Like BIIIIIIG…

Butts… and I can not lie. This is going to be short, because what I know about me isn’t a whole lot more, and the other stuff which isn’t me directly is just all “awwwww” inspiring in a not terribly … Continue reading

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