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Losing Half an Ass, and an Entire Week

So two productive things happened after my little surgery on Monday: One is we took photos for Christmas cards. Yeah, well, you all know damn well it wasn’t my idea. Heh. Although, I did tell Mr. Shoe that if we … Continue reading

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Behind a Rolling Gurney Comes a Running Nurse

So anyway, I now own half an ass. Actually, it really was pretty much down in my hip, towards my ass. The orthopedic oncologist (who is a surgeon – put the man in scrubs and an OR, and he finally … Continue reading

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The Half Assed Post

All right, so I’ll have more than half an ass when this is all said and done… I ended up seeing the orthopedic oncologist (who is doing the surgery, I knew he did more than fill out papers! I knew … Continue reading

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Chronic Illness — Ur Doin' It Rong!

The only thing normal about today is that I laughed when I heard. Then I felt weird about laughing, mainly because I thought I should feel weird about it, which isn’t normal. So my cute nerdy surgeon was correct — … Continue reading

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24 Hours of Win, Lose or Drawers

Never trust a lying cake. And never, ever, let the guy at the bakery counter not answer (and just start working) when you ask whether what you want written on your cake will fit… Because even if he’s got a … Continue reading

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Caution, iron you strike may be hot

I am updating here via my phone, so hush on any typos. I have been meaning to do so the right way, but then stuff interferes. Many of my peoples have heard, but on Wedsnesday we had to put dear … Continue reading

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So anyway, we all managed to survive the onslaught of kids seeking free candy. Penny is not real fond of children (or people of short enough stature that she thinks they could be children. It’s really fun to watch the … Continue reading

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My Ass, On Couch.

If you check ye olde time stamp, you will see that it is Friday morning on the 29th day of October. If you remember my earlier post, it was about when I was scheduled to have my left ass cheek … Continue reading

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Incidents and Accidents, Hints, Allegations (You Can Call Her Penny)

Don’t tell anyone… My pug is my BFF. Why? Damned if I know. She is a cylindrical, tyrannical, obstinate, prone to snittiness toddler. And she thinks mama is awesome. Even if she’s pulling the snitty I don’t think mama’s awesome … Continue reading

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Srsly? WTF?

I will never learn. See, I know better than to say things along the lines of “this can’t possibly get much worse” or “something has to give” at this point because it always can get worse, and when things do … Continue reading

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